Dear guy I thought was cool-
You looked like an interesting person. I made an effort to get to know you. The joke emails you send me show me my evaluation of people is slightly off. I hate those wordy lame emails all the time. WORST JOKES EVAR!! I am so disappointed in you, I thought you were so much cooler than that to send me such lame ass emails.


Dear Guy that sat next to me on the train this morning-
You are just weird. I don't like talking in the morning, and all the health questions you asked me were just plain odd. You asked me if my husband flossed for christs sake! Is it some weird fetish? Please don't sit next to me again.


Dear headache-
GO AWAY!!!

Love,
Sheri