At lunch today I told the waiter I wanted the pasta with mushrooms.
He tilted his head and looked confused at me.
Damnit! He's gonna make me say it!!
"I want the pasta fungi."


Currently I have all my work badges on a lanyard.
I wear it with the badges in my back pocket and the top of the lanyard tucked in my front pocket.
Looking more like one of those chain wallet things.
I'm so rough tough cream puff.